Bucket o' mud

He saw a blank gaming table, "Muck it!" - 

"it's so bare I might chuck it!"

A jar just wouldn't do

Not even a few

John said, "I'll just buy a whole damn bucket."

1 gallon of our finest, Oregon grown mud texture paste. For when you absolutely, positively, must cover every last inch of that 4' x 8' table in muck. You're welcome.

Even has your name on it!

Only 10 available!